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Old 04-29-2014, 02:10 AM   #1
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Thouht this would be a good idea, got the idea from a jeep forum.


Heres a few I've got.

•when theres oil stains where you park, but all your fluids are full.
•when people think you drive a diesel at start up.
•when you laugh at the people who drive giant trucks, never tow anything or put anything in the bed, and get 12mpg.
•Gets better gas milage then it was rated at stock, with 200k miles on it.
•When you go to the junkyard almost every weekend and get excited when you see a virgin Pathy and upset when the seats are trashed.
•when your crotch is a cupholder.
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Old 04-29-2014, 02:47 AM   #2
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When you mess with stick shift learners by letting them drive the easiest stick shift ever.
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mine's a complete shitheap, bought from a guy who hacked it, who bought it from a complete retard.
i put 3k on it with a horrible rod knock before it barfed up a tranny.
it's ugly, loud, uncomfortable and smelly, but i'll be damned if it's not reliable.
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Old 04-29-2014, 04:38 AM   #3
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When it starts every time you turn the key.

When your roommates always complain about getting 13MPG in a half ton and you just giggle.
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Old 04-29-2014, 04:50 AM   #4
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when the factory spare tire access rod is kept behind the seat for the sole purpose of beating on the starter, since the spare tire is long gone.
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Old 04-29-2014, 04:52 AM   #5
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when the factory spare tire access rod is kept behind the seat for the sole purpose of beating on the starter, since the spare tire is long gone.
that is great lmao
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Old 04-29-2014, 05:08 AM   #6
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when the factory spare tire access rod is kept behind the seat for the sole purpose of beating on the starter, since the spare tire is long gone.


Theres a story here somewhere im sure
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Old 04-29-2014, 01:52 PM   #7
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When your project Japanese truck is more reliable then your American built daily driver and gets better gas mileage.
When you have to tell passengers to use the rest room before going on a 5 minute trip to the store
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Old 04-29-2014, 03:38 PM   #8
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When your truck laughs at the face of cold weather and is the only thing on the block able to start.
When you have 300,00+ miles and amaze you friends with the fact that it runs better than a 140K mile Chevy.
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mine's a complete shitheap, bought from a guy who hacked it, who bought it from a complete retard.
i put 3k on it with a horrible rod knock before it barfed up a tranny.
it's ugly, loud, uncomfortable and smelly, but i'll be damned if it's not reliable.
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Old 04-29-2014, 04:08 PM   #9
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When you drive the only manual car at school and there is 4 camaros 3 stangs and 9 wranglers.
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Old 04-29-2014, 04:37 PM   #10
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when you tbone a chev suv and the only damage to your truck is grill, bumper bent and hood lip bent and chev not drivable
when you can fit two guys 1 325lbs the other 430lbs in it and theres room and it still drives
best one is when every second person you park beside wants to buy it
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